Montreal, Canada, Quebec.

Attending Concordia University in first-year Humanities. Briefly fought
dragons in Toronto. ( U of T)

Songs. Maybe an album. Several illegitimate children.

Name them. Oh, I forget; Stan, Kyle, Rose of Sharon?

No performances currently going on.

I like music.

I have one?

Every dinner hour, especially in 1999, we would sit around with guitars and
play music. Those are about eight hundred different memories, of course,
but they're mostly good ones. Except when Matt broke his guitar over my
head.

Drinking white rum. Besides that, nothing you want to print.

I don't enjoy working generally, but it's probably improv.

I was valedictorian and student council president at my high school. Okay, that's not true. I was a member of BOFA, though. One time my uncle said I write good.

Reached total enlightenment.

Anything involved with the universal rip-off known as post-secondary
education.

I scammed the government for $6,000. Now I'm scamming them for
another eight. It's called a student loan.